Money Is A Problem

Money is a problem, is a problem

A problem only the rich can comprehend

If money is a problem, is a problem

I wish I had a couple of problems to spend

If I just had a little bit of time to spare

I could form a society for the protection of

The poor unhappy millionaire

(Money is a problem, is a problem)

A Texan begins to learn it when he's two

(Money gets you in a spot, just once you start with it)

(And you cannot buy another persons heart with it)

So how come them that has it hates to part with it?

Money is a problem (is a problem)

But say the word and I'll gladly trade problems with you

(You would?)

Like that

If I were a millionaire (if you were a millionaire)

I'd buy me a couple of yachts real quick and keep one as a spare

If I had a lot of loot (if you had a lot of loot)

I'd find me a tailor to whip me up a platinum pin-striped suit

"He who steals my purse steals trash" the wise men say

But that's cause wise men ain't got nothing anyway

(Money is a problem, is a problem)

(A problem that only wealthy folks pursue)

(We know from where you stand a million bucks is fine)

(But too much gold can burn you just like too much sun)

I don't wanna be a millionaire

I just wanna live like one

Money is a problem, is a problem

And any millionaire (a-da-da-da-da)

Will tell you it's true, boo hoo

And any millionaire will tell you it's true