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The Whole “Being Dead” Thing Macy Day 2019 Parade Lyrics

[DELIA]

Day-o

Day-o

Daylight come and we want go home

[DELIA, LYDIA, CHARLES, BARBRA & ADAM]

A beautiful bunch of ripe banana

Daylight come and we want go home

Hide the deadly black tarantula

Daylight come and we want go home

Daylight come and we want go home

Daylight come and we want go

[BEETLEJUICE]

Hey, folks! Begging your pardon

'Scuse me, sorry to barge in

While were giving thanks let's start on the whole

Y'know, "being dead" thing

You're doomed, and so's your turkey

One day breathe, and next your churkey

The netherworld's like Albuquerque

The queso's amazing

The whole "giving thanks" thingDeath can get a person stressed

Hi Hoda, hi Savannah, hi Al Roker, third banana

I can show you what comes next

So don't despair, stay in your chair

Enjoy the colorful bags of hot air

Just relax, you'll be fine

Sure your running out of time but take a breath

[ENSEMBLE]

Welcome to a show about death

[BEETLEJUICE]

(Dies Irae) Thanksgiving is super sweet

Gravy, cornbread, sweet potato

Crying in a Winnebago (Dies Ira)

(Ah, ah, ah-ah) Stand for hours in the street, the atmosphere is nice here

Family paradise here, a little free advice here

There's too much Pumpkin Spice here

[ENSEMBLE]

Welcome to a show about death

[BEETLEJUICE]

You're

You're gonna be fine

On the other side

"How's your turkey?" (sobbing)

Not good Ba-be-ba-ba-be-bo-boo-bap-boop

I'll—

I'll be your guide

To the other side

Seriously, though, this is a time to give thanks—[ENSEMBLE]

Thanksgiving great, pile all of the food upon your plate

Smile and loader at all of the relatives you hate

Try not to start weeping

[BEETLEJUICE]

If you die during Thanksgiving dinner

You don't have to wash the dishes

[MALE ENSEMBLE]

'Cause we know how you feel

[FEMALE ENSEMBLE]

But listen here's the deal

[MALE ENSEMBLE]

All the true defendant meat in their heel

[ENSEMBLE]

Will start make them start sweeping

[BEETLEJUICE]

That's how you survive you can make it out alive

(Ah, ah, ah) Toss that body in the pit

"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"

"Blah-blah, Bible, Jesus magic"

(Ah, ah, ah, ah) One quick kick line then that's it

"No Pilates, no more yoga!"

"Namaste", you freakin' posers (Dies Irae)

It's a real weird day to die (Solvet Irae)

'Cause strange cartoon characters are floating by

You need a demon in space (Dies Irae)

Of fixing your holiday feast (Dies Irae)So why don't we all give thanks (Dies Irae)

For the whole "being dead thing" (Ah, ah, ah, ah)

[ALL]

God, I hope you're ready for a show about death!