Kick It In The Sticks

Welcome to the home of a hillbilly, yeah baby

It's a land of barbed wire, moonshine, whiskey

Park your car 'fore you get it stuck

Go on grab you a beer and get on up in the truck

It's goin' down tonight, it's all on me

It's B-Y-O-B and I've got all we need

Yeah boy, I'm 'bout to show me a city slicker

How to kick it in the sticks with the critters down on

Our side of the barbed wire

Money grows in rows, if it don't you've gone broke

So we, we hang out by the bonfire

Just some good ole boys havin' a dang good time

We crank it up down, we get loud

Throwin' down in the dirty, dirty south down here

Playing an all-nighter with the hippies and the hicks

The jocks and bikers, they all came to kick it in the sticks

So pop a top and drop a tailgate

Yeah, we crankin' up AC DC, Hank, Skynyrd and George Strait

Where's the girls? 'Bout to call 'em up

A little southern drawl said, "Hey trouble, what's up?"

It's goin' down tonight, now they're pullin' up

We got the jacked up trucks, so slap covered in mud

Bikini tops and daisy duke denim

Hoppin' out, singin' outlaw women down on

Our side of the barbed wire

Money grows in rows, if it don't you've gone broke

So we, we hang out by the bonfire

Just some good ole boys havin' a dang good time

We crank it up, we get loud

We're throwin' down in the dirty, dirty south down here

Playin' an all-nighter with the hippies and the hicks

The jocks and bikers, they all came to kick it in the sticks

Hey boy, hit this mason jar one time

Burned you a little bit, didn't it?

Take it easy, old man

Don't let nobody take you snipe hunting? Come on

We'll do a little frog giggin', cow tippin'

Now how 'bout a little skinny dippin', bass fishin'?

Take it easy on the shine, stay away from other boy's women

That's one damn good way for a man to get it whooped down

These boys tough down here

Get your ass tore up down here

And be an all-nighter with the hippies and the hicks

The jocks and bikers they all came

Our side of the barbed wire

Money grows in rows, if it don't you've gone broke

So we, we hang out by the bonfire

Just some good ole boys havin' a dang good time

We crank it up down here, we get loud

We're throwin' down in the dirty, dirty south down here

Playin' an all-nighter with the hippies and the hicks

The jocks and bikers, they all came to kick it in the sticks