Chocolate Jesus

Well I don't go to church on Sunday

Don't get on my knees to pray

Don't memorize the books of the bible

I got my own special way

I know Jesus, he love me

Maybe just a little bit more

If I fall out on my knees every Sunday

At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus

Make me feel so good inside

Got to be a chocolate Jesus

To keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Abba Zabba

I don't want no Almond Joy

There ain't nothin' better

Suitable for this girl

Well that the only thing that can pick me up

It's better than a cup o' gold

See only a chocolate Jesus

Can satisfy my soul

Oh

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade

Best to wrap your savior up in cellophane

He flows like the big muddy, but that's ok

Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Well it got to be a chocolate Jesus

Good enough for me

Got to be a chocolate Jesus

Good enough for me

Well it got to be a chocolate Jesus

Make me feel so good inside

Got to be a chocolate Jesus

To keep me satisfied