If That Ain't Country- Part 2 - Live at Billy Bob's Texas, Forth Worth, TX

But I'm just an old man now covered with scars

Most of 'em I got fightin' in them redneck bars

And a bunch of new tattoos that Squench put on me

While he covered up the ones I'd gotten years ago

Back in prison, when I was just Dave Coe

And I wasn't famous then, and I wasn't free

Well, I grew up in a three-room, run down shack

At the foot of the mountain, by the railroad track

Where decent folks don't go when the sun goes down

My daddy worked the cold mines and he worked on cars

Momma go to church, and daddy go to bars

Well, most of folks just called it the, "Hillbilly part of town"

We had a '55 Chevy when I was 15, I painted it red, but I was still green

Shit, I couldn't even afford to buy it gas

I had a 410 rifle and a Bowie knife too

A Red Man tobacco that I liked to chew

And we'd count the cars when the trains went past

And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass

If that ain't country, it'll hair lip the pope

If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke

I've been on the Grand Ole Opry, I know Johnny Cash

And if he ain't country, what? (I'll kiss your ass)

Now, one of my sisters was a lady of the night

And then one day she saw the light

And now she don't do those things that she used to do

She never made the funeral when daddy died

I said I'd forgive her, but I guess I lied

There's just no way to hide the way I feel

Now, me and my brothers took our sister Diane

Down to the funeral home to see the old man

Jimmy was the oldest and Diane was the youngest one

Now Ray was in the middle and then there was me

And I'm the one at 23, who grew up to be that yankee's rebel son

Now times are changing, I've heard the folks say

And it's been ten years since my daddy passed away

But I can still picture him in his overalls

Covered with grease from his head to his feet

Cussin' the sweat, and the Texas heat, and mosquitoes

Standin' by the house where he made his deals

And around the porch, there was a bunch of old wheels

And some used Harley Davidson parts daddy sold for cash

There was 50 holes in an old tin roof

Me and my family was livin' proof

A perfect example of poor white trash

And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass

If that ain't country, it'll hair lip the pope

If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke

I've been on the Grand Ole Opry and I know Johnny Cash

And if he ain't country, what? (I'll kiss your ass)

And if that ain't country, what? (I'll kiss your ass)

And if that ain't country, what? (I'll kiss your ass)