You Call It Jogging

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

You say you're losing weight, but you ain't lost a pound

While you're out joggin' with your, other friend

I'm home feeding the kids again

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

It's the best release, you say you've ever found

Your friends all smile, and agree

Yeah, you were runnin' around on me

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

Somebody said they saw you down at the corner

Getting out of some strangers car

You come home after runnin' for hours

Ain't even breathing hard

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

The soles of your runnin' shoes, they ain't wearing down

While you're out runnin' up and down the streets

I'm home tryin' to get the kids to sleep

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

You've been out since 5 PM

It's now 30 minutes past 10

You blow in all out of breath

Honey, you've been drinking gin, again?

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

Draggin' that silly old towel, all over town

You come home grinning with your hair all wet

Smelling like shampoo instead of sweat

You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

Oh, yeah, I say, you call it joggin', I call it runnin' around