Don't Drink the Water (feat. Blake Shelton)

Empty house, empty rooms

Empty bottle of Patron

I need to go out but not around here

There ain't nowhere we haven't gone

There's this travel agent that I know

That says Cozumel's real nice

And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room

And little bit of free advice

Don't drink the water

I told him that's okay

I ain't going down to Mexico

To drink the water anyway

Blake, ain't you been there before?

Yeah, I been there a time or two

They got some sweet Senoritas

That are more than glad to meet you

But I'm telling you, boy, whatever you do

Don't drink the water

Okay, okay

I ain't going down to Mexico

To drink the water anyway

Corona or Tecate

My old friend Jose

I ain't going down to Mexico

To drink the water anyway

On this trip, anything I sip

Had better have a kick and a burn

Strong enough to get you off my mind

Pickle my liver and a little grub o' worm

Here we go

Don't drink the water

That's what they say

But I ain't going down to Mexico

To drink the water anyway

No one I know goes to Mexico

To drink the water anyway