Chaos and Disorder

(Check check, ok cool, rolling)

Hey!

Uh!

Carjack used to fix flat tires

(get your ass out of this party now!)

Cadillac used to be a Benz

(hey, get outta the street)

Big joints never gotcha higher

Freebase cost you in the end

I'm just a no-name reporter

I wish I had nothing to say

I'm looking through my new camcorder

Tryna' find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars

Everywhere I go, I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

"He's gay" used to mean "he's happy"

Nowadays happy ain't allowed

"You're played" used to mean top 40

(you're listening to WNPG and we welcome you all to chaos and dis-)

Now 40 days of being played ain't proud

I'm just a no-name reporter

I wish I had nothing to say

Looking through my new camcorder

Tryna' find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars

Everywhere I go, I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Safe sex used to mean no babies

When intercourse used to mean fun

If I had 15 ladies

I would only fuck with one

I get hit by a mortar

Everywhere I go, I'm loitering

Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

(Ooh no no!)