Ugliest Girl in the World

When a woman that I love, she got a hook in her nose

Her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes

She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop

I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop

You know I love her

Yeah, I love her

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world

If I ever lose her, I will go insane

I go half crazy when she calls my name

She says, "Ba-ba-baby, I l-l-love you"

There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do

You know I love her

Yeah, I love her

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world

The woman that I love, she got two flat feet

Her knees knock together walkin' down the street

She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed

She ain't much to look at, but like I said

I love her

Yeah, I love her

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world

She's so ugly

Man, she's ugly

Gotta be ugly

Only ugly

She's so ugly

She's so ugly

I don't mean to say that she got nothin' goin'

She got a weird sense of humor that's all her own

When I get low, she sets me on my feet

Got a five-inch smile, but her breath is sweet

You know I love her (she's so ugly)

Yeah, I love her (man, she's ugly)

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world

Aey

She's so ugly

Man, she's ugly

Gotta be ugly

Only ugly

Ugly, ugly

She's so ugly

A woman that I love, she got a hook in her nose (aha)

Her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes (yeah)

She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop

Don't know why I love her but I just can't stop

I know I love her (she's so ugly)

Yeah, I love her (man, she's ugly)

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world (gotta be ugly)

She's so ugly

Man, she's ugly

Gotta be ugly

Only ugly

Ugly, ugly

She's so ugly