Fake as Fu@k

Listening to the great beyond

Where misdirection waves its magic wand

Everybody, sing that song

Tuesday morning comes along

I read the news, it's all gone wrong

The facts of life have left too soon

Serving up doom and gloom

Never gonna leave my room

Black Capricorn will blow the horn

For all the love that can't be born today

Everybody, walk away

Set 'em on up to knock 'em all down

And take me to your leader where the makeup

Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in to map it on out

Spin doctors wanna make you think you're straight up

Just out of luck

Set 'em on up to knock 'em all down

And take me to your leader where the makeup

Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in to map it on out

Spin doctors wanna make you think you're straight up

Just out of luck

Friday afternoon is cool

I lost my faith in Sunday school

Deliver me from Liverpool

I feel just like an April fool

Someone's gotta break that rule

Sticking to the script

We built another sinking ship, she's so alone

Never gonna leave my home

Mother Nature can't go wrong

The Science God's forever strong

A-floating in a great beyond

Everybody, sing along

Everybody, rock that song

Set 'em on up to knock 'em all down

And take me to your leader where the makeup

Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in to map it on out

Spin doctors wanna make you think you're straight up

Just out of luck

Because you're, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Set 'em on up to knock 'em all down

And take me to your leader where the makeup

Is fake as fuck

Strap it on in to map it on out

Spin doctors wanna make you think you're straight up

Just out of luck

I'm a lonely, lonely lord

Searching all night for the wrong reward

An appetite that's running on all fours

Misdirection waves its wand

Turning my head from black to blonde

Like a queen will now become the pawn

Busted on a ship gone, take me home

Mother named Faith made the lightning chrome

Busted on a ship that's sailing through the foam

I'm a lonely, lonely lord

Pick another day to be restored

Just another fate that's going overboard