Welcome 2 the Party (Ode 2 the Old School)

It ain't nothin' but a party, hey

From the early evening till the break of day

So step this way and let your mind be free

And by the way, welcome to the party

Well, my name's Kid Rock, I'm a Capricorn

And Detroit's city where I was born

When I was young, I knew I'd always be

A super live body rockin' MC

I'm TNT, I'm dynamite

And I'm gonna rock this party all damn night

I've got the gift of gab, I can walk the walk

I became an MC when I learned to talk

Sayin' goo-goo ga-ga

I gotta lotta time to eat MC like piranha

I'm a pro at this, yeah the ultimate

'Cause I don't spit, my rap too quick

I'm the ladies pick all around the world

But I only got eyes for just one girl

I don't twirl like a ballerina

I roll through town and I rock arenas

I may seem a little underage

But at least I am not underpaid

I'm one of kind, here to shock your mind

And I will serve no rhymes, before their time

The K-K-Kid Rock, that is my name

And if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same

Who's to blame, I don't really know

But my game's so tight, I think I'm gonna go pro

So here we go here, here we go

I'ma rock it up high, then rock it down low

From the floor to the ceiling to the living room

'Cause people like to hear my base go boom

Boom, b-boom, boom, b-boom, boom, boom, boom

Prrrii, boom, boom, ba boom, boom, boom

The one, two, three the three, two, one

Don't stop me, know I've just begun

Don't cut me down, don't start no fight

Or I'll put my foot in your ass tonight

I'm outta sight, like the planet Mars

And when I set my sights, I shoot for stars

I don't like small cars or real big women

But somehow I always find myself in 'em

I'm a hidden gem, a rollin' stone

I'm a one-man band with a microphone

Here to make you shake and move your body

So come on in and welcome to the party

It ain't nothin' but a party, hey

From the early evening 'til break of day

So step this way and let your mind be free

And by the way, welcome to the party

Uh, uh 'cuse me Mr. Kid Rock

What's up?

Can I do my thing?

Can I have a little something to say right here?

Oh yeah, go ahead, baby

I'm a real live show and you can watch me throw

I'm the M to the L and I'll let ya know

Alize is too sweet and beer will make ya fat

I've got a pound of dank and a gallon of Cognaic

I'm all of that and a bag of chips

Fuck it, I'm the whole damn party mix

I'm the chick that seems all that classy

You can't party with me, or you can kiss my

It ain't nothin' but a party, hey

From the early evening to the break of day

So step this way and let your mind be free

And by the way, welcome to the party

Hey Grandmaster Bob, that old school shit's fresh

But uh, let's rock some of that fuckin' 1998 Kid Rock shit, bro

I'm an Irish lad, but don't call me Clancy

I'm a rock it for Dixie to suit your fancy

Rock your pants off and talk with a flip off

People want to know when's the tour gonna kick off

I'm no rip off, it's all original

Not too political, a little cynical

About the fakes and squakers that talk a lot of caca

I know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa

Don't start drama, macks in the Bahamas

Rock on the dance floor to din dada

'Cause I'm a player that you love to hate

Got your girl suckin' dick on videotape, uh

I like pussy, sucking on tities

Fucked a lot of different bitches from a bunch of different cities

Kid Rock and I'm the same old fool

I'll tell you drop your boyfriend then drop outta high school

I got a whirlpool, don't even ask

Lickin' pussy underwater, shootin' bubbles up your ass

I'm so crass that I'm the last of my kind

Me, Slick Willie in the D.C. Shrine, uh

Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks

Forget the bullshit and bust like this

I don't steal from the rich and give to the poor

I take from my bitches and give it to my whore's

What up, I'm saying everybody

You get fucked-up and I'll rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party

Dude, you're out of your fuckin' mind

Everybody got the job, you're all hired