Brown-Eyed Hansome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment

He was sittin' in the witness stand

Where the judge's wife told the district attorney

"You better free that brown-eyed man

If you want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man"

Mmm, way back in history, three thousand years

In fact, ever since the world began

Ooh, a whole lot of sweet women been shedding tears

Over a brown-eyed handsome man

Yes, they shed their tears over a brown-eyed handsome man

Say, son

Beautiful daughter could not make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Mama say, "Go out and find yourself a brown-eyed handsome man

If you want a love, find a brown-eyed handsome man"

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world by the palm of her hand

She lost both arms in a wrestling match

Fighting for a brown-eyed handsome man

She won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

Flying across the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walking across the sand

Walking forty miles en route to Barbados

To find herself a brown-eyed handsome man

To find a brown-eyed handsome man

Ooh, two strikes, the count, and nobody on

He hit a high fly into the stands

Around him third, he was heading home

It was a brown-eyed handsome man

Yes, it was a brown-eyed handsome man

Mmm, mmm

Mmm, mmm

Oh, brown-eyed handsome man

Brown-eyed handsome man