Shaolin What - Skit

(Method Man)

I'm the bastard the total package like Lex Luger

Pull a sting like a yellow jacket makin manuevers

through the slums ****ing Iron Lung ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to my torture chamber pen and pendulum

Foul play year T2000 be judgement day

Face millenium hell to pay

My knuckles soft from the star wars of han solo

South paw ring your bell like its quasimodo what is the law?

Stay hardcore my clan logo move to quik to catch a photo

Jettin on land like jet moto now we lord on the conduit?

These mother****ers actin like they been through it

As if the hardcore to the truest

I Can't Lose like Parker Lewis

Set in my ways..

got you corny mother****ers askin who is .. JOHNNY BLAZE

Get a late pass stinkin ass sucker ass

Now you sufferin like succotash

while Johnny Cash is makin moves on your moneybags

im strict love stickin hundreds in your honeys ass

my verbal bucket in the background

holdin me down watching these clowns

as they eyeballin all day in the mind

Gettin high y'all

Put it on the skyfold the nite troll

Rap infected get the LYSOL to disinfect it

You don't know me or my mother****ing Method

That's the shit that made me tip

when I wrote a pitch how many leech it

Stapleton, the Wild West Park Hill

Now Borne jungle nils one more game hit me with

that shit they be smokin..

got cali mother****ers loc'in new york mother****ers open

John Hay phenomenon the megabomb

Transformed in a firearm like Megatron

You get stepped on and shit upon, I'ma stay calm

knowin brothers wanna do me harm

Shaolin whylen what .. punks

(breaking glass)

we got love for those who got love for us