Signs of the Zodiak

Tony is a Capricorn, a leader of men

And he has a kinda stubborn streak

But when it comes to the opposite sex

Tony's kinda shy and weak

Oh, but he can be hot stuff

See the look on his face

If you want a wedding

It's him you've gotta chase

Uh, uh, uh

Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac

The future is in those little signs of the zodiac

Michael is a Scorpio; he can't make up his mind

Poor boy he can't decide at all

He wants one girl and then another

Soon there'll be none left but mother

Oh, but, Michael, that won't do

That just won't do at all

You can't marry your mother

Your mother's much too tall, ha ha, ho ho

Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac

The future is in those little signs of the zodiac

Billy is a Libra, a sign of love

Billy has a one-track mind

He's great in the kitchen and never complains

He's the happily married kind

Help is there in your future if you just look around

You don't know your astrology from a hole in the ground

Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac

The future is in those little signs of the zodiac