Any Ol' Barstool

I guess you heard I was pedal to the metal

On a downhill slide

Girl, you know those rumors get to flyin' in a town this size

No, I didn't feel a thing when you threw that

Ring and slammed the door

If you wanna know the truth

You gotta go straight to the source

Ask any ol' barstool in this town

Ask my new found party crowd

Sure I take more Jack in my coke now

A little more high in my smoke now

Sure I stay 'til they're all long gone

And I take the long way home

But I ain't sittin' 'round

Tryin' to drown the thought of you

Ask any ol' barstool

I can finally stretch out in our king size bed

If I make it that far

But fillin' in all these blanks you left isn't all that hard

No, I ain't wonderin' where you been

Or who you been with

I guess you didn't hurt me half as bad as you think you did

Ask any ol' barstool in this town

Ask my new found party crowd

Sure I take more Jack in my coke now

A little more high in my smoke now

Sure I stay 'til they're all long gone

And I take the long way home

But I ain't sittin' 'round

Tryin' to drown the thought of you

Ask any ol' barstool

Yeah, you think I'm down and out

Hidin' out, hell-bent crazy

But that ain't me, baby

Ask any ol' barstool in this town

Ask my new found party crowd

Sure I take more Jack in my coke now

But I'm a long way from broke now

Sure I stay 'til they're all long gone

And I take the long way home

But I ain't sittin' 'round

Tryin' to drown the thought of you

Ask any ol' barstool

Ask any ol' barstool

I guess you heard I was pedal to the metal

On a downhill slide