How Long Has This Been Going On?

As a tot when I trotted

In little velvet panties

I was kissed by my sisters

My cousins and my aunties

Sad to tell it was hell

An inferno worse than Dante's

So my dear I swore, never, never more

On my list I insisted

That kissing must be crossed out

Now I find I was blind

And oh lady how I've lost out

I could cry salty tears

Where have I been all these years

Little vow, tell me now

How long has this been going on

There were chills up my spine

And some thrills I can't define

Listen sweet, my repeat

How long has this been going on

Oh, I feel that I could melt

Into heaven I'm hurled

I know how Columbus felt

Finding another world

Kiss me once then once more

What a dunce I was before

What a break, for heaven's sake

How long has this been going on

Yes, I could cry salty tears

Where have I been all these years

Listen you, tell me do

How long has this been going on

What a kick and how I buzz

Girl, you click as no one does

Hear me sweet, I repeat

How long has this been going on

Dear, when in your arms I creep

That divine rendezvous

Don't wake me if I'm asleep

Let me dream that it's true

Kiss me twice then once more

That make it thrice, let's make it four

What a break, oh for heaven's sake

How long has this been going on

Yes, long has this been going on