Fresh As a Daisy

I'm fresh as a daisy, hard as a rock

Fit as a fiddle, proud as a cock

Bright as a button, sly as a fox

Shy as a violet and strong as an ox

Light as a feather, blind as a bat

Mad as a hatter and nervous as a cat

Sweet as a cookie, pure as a dove

That means, Mister, I'm in love

I'm fresh as a daisy, tough as a stake

Mean as a miser, low as a snake

Scared as a rabbit, small as a mite

Gay as a meadowlark, high as a kite

Wild as a tiger, drunk as a fool

Sour as a lemon and stubborn as a mule

Sharp as a razor, smooth as a glove

That means, Mister, I'm in love!

I'm fresh as a daisy, quick as a flash

Slow as a tortoise, mixed as a hash

Fierce as a lion, meek as a lamb

Hot as a poker and cold as a clam

Dead as a door nail, dumb as a dolt

Spry as a kitten, and frisky as a colt

Good as an angel in heaven above

That means, partner, I'm in love!

I'm fresh as a daisy, red as a beet

Green as a golf course, white as a sheet

Raw as an oyster, swung as a gait

Mild as a cigarette, it sure tastes great!

Foggy as London, rough as a buss

Solid as a stonewall and ornery as a cuss

Blue as the sky in the heaven up above

That means, Mister

That's all, brother

That's right, partner

We're in love!