Merc Man

Larry got a job as a soda jerk

He worked five days, bought a 55 Merc

He raised it in the front

He lowered in the back

And now the girls just call him Mercury Jack

He's the Merc man

How do you do?

(Merc man)

That's who

(Merc man)

He likes to cruise around

(Merc man)

He's got his coolness down

Saturday night Larry's in the valley dancin'

He looks across the room and spots some black stretch pants

And she got legs that go clear up to the rafters

A pair of nocturnal fantasy hips

He knew right away what he was after

And when she looked his way and moistened her lips

He said, "I'm the Merc man"

How do you do?

(Merc man)

That's who

(Merc man)

He likes to cruise around

(Merc man)

He's got his coolness down

Larry's pulse quickened as she crossed the floor

He backed up slowly and pulled her to the door

She said "yes" with her x-ray eyes

She walked up to him, and he just sighed

I'm the Merc man

How do you do?

(Merc man)

That's who

Merc man

He likes to cruise around

(Merc man)

He's got his coolness down

(Merc man)

(Merc man)

(Merc man)

How do you do?

(Merc man)

Well, that's who

(Merc man)

(Merc man)

(Merc man)

He likes to cruise around

(Merc man)

'Cause he's got his coolness down

(Merc man)

How do you do?

(Merc man)

That's who

(Merc man)

(Merc man)

'Cause he's the Merc man