Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

For you like this and the other

While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh, I don't know where I'm at

It looks as if we two will never be one

Something must be done

You say either and I say either

You say neither and I say neither

Either, either, neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato and I like potatoe

You like tomato and I like tomatoe

Potato, potatoe, tomato, tomatoe

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So, if you like pajamas and I like pyjamas

I'll wear pajamas and give up pyjamas

For we know we need each other

So we better call the calling off, off

Let's call the whole thing off