P!ss and Vinegar

I've heard the hype about your band, Ive seen your video playing on the TV.

Publicity photos in magazines, no none of it makes me feel anything.

I would be lying to you if I did not say something.

That would make me feel like a politician.

A middle of the road opinion that no one finds offensive or challenging.

I'm not interested.

The stage is not a pedestal.

I don't think your bad people I just think that your aesthetic is horrible.

Please treat me with the same respect and candor.

I would appreciate the honesty.

A little less professional, a little more upfront and confrontational.

Just say what you're thinking.

Say what you're really thinking.