Mary Jane Holland

Lady of the 'dam

Won't be a slave to the blonde

Or the culture of the popular

She won't, she won't

Sing at you I'll

Fly under radar tonight

Make deals with every devil in sight

I will, I will

'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love

You better than, you better than

My darkest sin

Russian hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

I don't like to boast

But our truffles are the most

Mad-magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't)

So if you have fear, Apollo sit on my lyre, and

Play hIm like a piano man (I will, I will)

'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love

You better than, you better than

My darkest sin

Russian hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess

But it's alright, because

I am rich as piss

When I ignite

And put you in my mouth

The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)

Mary, Jane, Holland (whoh-who)