Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered (feat. Cher)

After one whole quart of brandy

Like a daisy I awake

With no Bromo Seltzer handy

I don't even shake

Men are not a new sensation

Have done pretty well, I think

But this half-pint imitation

Put me on the blink

I'm wild again

Beguiled again

A simpering, whimpering child again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Listen, baby

I couldn't sleep

And wouldn't sleep

Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart but what of it

My mistake I agree

Oh, she's such a laugh and I love it

Although the laugh's on me

Oh, oh I'll sing to him (yeah, yeah)

Bring springs to him (oh yeah)

And worship the trousers that cling to him (oh)

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh, you're so cute

Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough

And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough (oh, oh)

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

When he talks he is seeking (tell me baby)

Words to get off his chest (that's right)

Horizontally speaking

She's at her very best (aha)

Oh, we've seen a lot

I mean a lot

And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Oh, we're vexed again

Perplexed again

Thank God we can't be over-sexed again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I, oh