Christmas Wrapping (with Iggy Pop)

Bah Humbug now that's too strong

'Cause it is my favorite holiday

But all this year's been a busy blur

Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush

Just 'cause it's 'tis the season

The perfect gift for me would be

Completions and connections left from last year

Ski shop encounter most interesting

Had his number but never the time

Most of '81 passed along those lines

So deck those halls

Trim those trees

Raise up cups of Christmas cheer

I just need to catch my breath

Christmas by myself this year

Calendar picture

Frozen landscape

Chill this room for twenty-four days

Evergreens

Sparkling snow

Get this winter over with

Flash back to spring time saw him again

Would have been good to go for lunch

Couldn't agree when we were both free

We tried, we said we'd keep in touch

Didn't of course 'till summer time

Out to the beach to his boat

Could I join him

No this time it was me

Sunburn in the third degree

Now the calendar's just one page

Of course I am excited

Tonight's the night I've set my mind

Not to do too much about it

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

But I think I'll miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

But I think I'll miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

But I think I'll miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

But I think I'll miss this one this year

Hardly dashing through the snow

'Cause I bundled up too tight

Last minute have-to-dos

A few cards, a few calls

Because it's RSVP

No, thanks

No party lights

It's Christmas Eve gonna relax

Turn down all of my invites

Last fall I had a night to myself

Same guy called

Halloween party

Waited all night for him to show

This time his car wouldn't go

Forget it it's cold it's getting late

Trudge on home to celebrate

In a quiet way unwind

Doing Christmas right this time

A and P he has provided me

With the world's smallest turkey

Already in the oven, nice and hot

Oh damn! Guess what I forgot

So on with the boots

Back out in the snow

To the only all night grocery

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year

Spending this one alone, he said

Give me a break, this year's been crazy

I said Me too, but why are you

You mean you forgot cranberries too

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed

Caught on to what was happening

That Christmas magic's brought this tale

To a very happy ending

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this tear

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Couldn't miss this one this year.