That Don't Impress Me Much - Edit

Ow!

Aha, yep, yeah

I've known a few guys

Who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something has

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist?

That don't impress me much

So ya got the brain

But have ya got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong

Yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm

In the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Aha, yep, yeah

I never knew a guy

Who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair, oughta lock it

'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something has

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt?

That don't impress me much

So ya got the looks

But have ya got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong

Yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm

In the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Yeeeah

You're one of those guys

Who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight

C'mon baby: tell me, you must be jokin', right?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something has

Okay, so you've got a car?

That don't impress me much

So ya got the moves

But have ya got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong

Yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm

In the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Oh-oo-oh, no

You think you're cool

But have ya got the touch?

Na-now don't get me wrong

Yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm

On the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much

Aha, yep, yeah

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something?!

That don't impress me