Cold Beer Drinker

Hay!

Whiskey burns me up

Wine turns my teeth all red

Tequila makes me loco

Champagne hurts my head

But let me tell ya

I'm a real big fan of ice fishing for them aluminum cans

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Check out the callus on pop top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll

I'm a killer karaoke country singer

Top water rattle trap spinner bait-slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Monday through five o'clock Friday I'm a hardworking man

Responsible, kinda dull, head down, stick to the plan

But all my buddies know me better than that

Get us all together and we start throwing 'em back

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Check out the callus on pop top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll

I'm a killer karaoke country singer

Top water rattle trap spinner bait-slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

As far as I'm concerned, it's the all American way

Twist the top off, just to cap off the day

Hey-hey

Hey-hey

Hey-hey

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Check out the callus on pop top finger

Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack rarin' to go

Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer

Top water rattle trap spinner bait-slinger

King of the grill and a short putt sinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

I'm just a cold beer drinker

Yeah