Touch The Hand - Live At The Royal Albert Hall

Stand up

If ya wanna fight

I'm tellin' all the women

Stand up for your rights

If ya wanna wear the trousers

You wanna act like a man

I'd love to trade ya places

Love to be your thang

I'd do all the shopping

Collect you favorite suit

Press all the laundry

Polish all your boots

And if you brought me flowers

I'd meet you at the door

Have your dinner ready

Your slippers on the floor

And when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make ya woman

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make it right

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make ya woman

Cause when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

Stand up

It's alright

Love to play the woman

Love to play your wife

Light you favorite cigarette

Pour your favorite drink

Wear your best apron

Wash the dishes in the sink

Get your shaving lotion

Turn the shower on

Warm up your bathrobe

Keep my baby warm

Read ya bedtime stories

While you take a nap

Turn on the TV

Put out the cat

But when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights.

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make ya woman

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make it right

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make ya woman

Cause when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

And if you brought me flowers

I'd meet you at the door

Have your dinner ready

Your slippers on the floor

And when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make ya woman

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make it right

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make ya woman

Cause when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make ya woman

Touch the hand of the man

Who'll make it right...