I Hate - Live from the Borderline, London

Well, I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes

And explaining where people belong

I hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs

And talk through everything fucking song

I hate people in nightclubs, snorting coke

And explaining where you're going wrong

Well, if you agree, then come hating with me

And feel free to sing along

And it goes

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(Wonderful, love it)

And I hate pointless status updates on facebook

FYI, we were never m8s

We pretend to be friends on the internet

When in real life we have nothing to say

To each other

Oh, brother, I have love for my mother

For good times, for music and my mates

Yeah, I laugh and I live, and I have love to give

But sometimes, all you can do is hate

And it goes

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Well I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas

They only eat pizza and chips

I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs

Like your lungs are his

And I hate queuing up for festival toilets

Especially when you need to shit

And I hate the X-Factor, for murdering music

You bunch of money grabbing pricks

And it goes

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And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens

That make ten year olds race to grow up

Hey kids let's all be anorexic, or better

Eat chocolate until you throw up

Keep your Hollywood stars, and their stupid cars

And the Botox, that makes them look fucked

Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face?

It looks like it's been hit by a truck

And it goes

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(One more time, loud as you can)

La, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la

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Thank you so much

Thank you very much indeed