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Let's all sing together, the internet is forever

Here we go

The internet is forever (and ever)

(The internet is forever)

You're grandmother's in an open casket

You're in a suit and shades

You take your iPhone out and you snap it

Hashtag sad day

You oughta be ashamed

Posing in the bathroom mirror

In a snippy little two piece

In the background there's a toddler crying on the toilet seat

You oughta be ashamed

Of your selfie

Now why you gotta go and tweet it?

When you really oughta just delete it

Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can't

You oughta be ashamed, but you're not

Spring breakin' in Daytona

Middle of a keg stand

It's all fun and games 'til your daddy (the internet is forever)

Follows you on Instagram

You oughta be ashamed

That's right

Of your selfie (the internet is forever)

You oughta take that stick and break it in half

Show a little sense, show a little class

You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass

Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon (the internet is forever)

Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr

But if you're texting some girl you just met

Pictures of your little Brett Favre

You oughta be ashamed

Of your selfie (the internet is forever)

You oughta be ashamed

Of your selfie (the internet is forever)

Let's all sing together, the internet is forever

Come on you oughta know better

The internet is forever

Making out with your professor

The internet is forever

Naked with an Irish setter

The internet is forever

Smoking in your third trimester

The internet is forever

He said his name was Heather

The internet is forever

Can that T-shirt get any wetter?

The internet is forever

Where the hell d'you get that sweater?

The internet is forever

Amen