Dirty Deeds

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head

He's givin' you the blues

You wanna graduate, but not in his bed

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone

I'm always home

Call me anytime

Just ring 3-6-2-4-3-5-0

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap, there ya go

If you've got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps on naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone, leave it alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee, I'm happy to fake

Your nighttime plans

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds yeah (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap, huh

Done dirt cheap