The Chrome Shoppe - Interlude

Good morning, midnight

This is DJ Crash Crash

And I'm here at the Dark Park Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished

Y'all here know why we're getting our chrome right?

(Cause it won't shine by itself)

It won't shine by itself, right, it won't shine by itself is right

Well tonight, we've got the Electrified Betas throwing an end-of-the-world cyber freak festival

Some fun [?] sucks for y'all to do

Don't let it break you now

Look it here, we got the sisters looking good, shining bright, telling you all about it

Yeah, this is Melanie 45221

And Asada 8550

With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas!

We will be at the youth auditorium tonight

Along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority

Female alpha platinums are in for free

Clones and humans welcome after midnight

We're gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest

An atomic kissing contest and much, much more!

No bounty hunters allowed

Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi Mayweather, and you might get hurt!

Woo! That's right, sisters

Power up, power up! Now take us to our next song

This is Cindy's newest jam, "Dance Apocalyptic", here at 105.5 WDRD