Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You

Ooh-hoo

Ow

Ah-ha

Ah-ha

Meet a girl I met, Carolina

Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls

She broke her hips when she was a baby

Trying to hop the Berlin Wall

It's not that she is anti-American

Although she shot a mayor at 9

He looked just like the Prez on the TV (My fellow Americans)

But didn't know in '63 he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong?

Does she think I'll rob her and run?

When I ask her, she gets her gun

And simply says, "Scat, boy, scat, scat"

But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be alive?

So original in her black lipstick

Listening to some obscure band

But isn't she pissed that all the other nonconformists

Listen to that same obscure band?

That's okay, she's helping the enviroment

By sipping pure water and such

Then she screams, "Let's start thinking about the ozone layer"

While tossing out a styrofoam cup

Does she think this world is all wrong?

Does she think I'll rob her and run?

When I ask her her, she gets her gun

And simply says, "Scat, boy, scat, scat"

All right (Whoo)

But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be alive?

Ooh-hoo

Oh

Ooh-hoo

The first step to a successful revolution is destroying all competing revolutionaries

Real deep shit on her mind

"Let's kill the world, take over everything"

She says, "We don't need politicians, they breed mistrust

As a matter of fact, did you steal my, my purse?"

Purse, purse

Woo-hoo

Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be a

Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Look at the birds in the sky (Hey, my, my, my)

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be a

Huh, isn't it beautiful to be a

Isn't it wonderful to be alive?

It's so wonderful

I feel like crying

Crying

Crying

Crying

Crying

Crying

Dying

Dying