Johnny One Note

Poor Johnny one note sang out with gusto

And just overloaded the place

Poor Johnny one-note yelled willy-nilly

Until he was blue in the face

For holding one note was his ace

Couldn't hear the brass

Couldn't hear the drum

He was in a class by himself, by gum

Poor Johnny one-note got in Aida

Indeed, a great chance to be brave

He took his one note, howled like the North Wind

Brought forth wind that made critics rave

While Verdi turned round in his grave

Couldn't hear the flute, or the big trombone

Every one was mute, Johnny stood alone

Sing, Johnny one note

Sing out with gusto, and just overwhelm all the crowd

Ah!

Oh, sing Johnny one note out loud

Sing Johnny one note out loud

Sing, Johnny one note

Please, Johnny one note

Now make your one note cool