Mr Charm

I know we've never met but you seem to know my name

Did you hear bad things about me, that would be a crying shame

If you look into my eyes, if you peer into my face

Can you read the good and see the bad? Don't have to be afraid

Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

I would never, never, never, never do you harm

Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

Life's too short for just making money

Show me how to spend it honey

Life's too short to waste it living on your own

Life's too short, nothing lasts forever

Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure

Life's too short to waste it living it on your own

I could show you places that you have never seen

And fill your mind with images of tantalising dreams

And caves full of crystals shot through with pinks and greens

And no man's land in the Darkest Days of 1916

Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

I would never, never, never, never do you harm

Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed

Life's too short to just making money

Ain't no fool, ain't nobody's monkey

Life's too short to waste it living it on your own

Life's too short, nothing lasts forever

Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure

Life's too short to waste it living it on your own

When I was oh so young, I used to want to go to Mars

And burn the rubber on the road

And drive around in fancy cars

And who would take you into space?

Who would you really trust?

Is it Boeing, is it NASA, is it mad mogul Mr. Musk?

Now I'm older, I would like to ask you if tonight

We could stay at home, you see I'm really quite polite

I would make you cocktails, pour you wine

You're obviously so erudite, do anagrams, spew epigrams

I don't give a damn, madame

Life's too short for just making money

Show me how to spend it with you honey

Life's too short to waste it living it on your own

Life's too short, nothing lasts forever

Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure

Life's too short to waste it living it all alone

(Call me Mr. Charm!)

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)

I think that you'd be the perfect woman on my arm

Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)

Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed

Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)

(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)