Deep Sea Diver

They call me deep sea diver

'Cause I can dive so far down

They call me deep sea diver

'Cause I can dive so far down

When my baby needs a diver

She always hunts her daddy down

Now the other day I saw a diver

Tryin' to swim in my baby's pool

But she wouldn't let him dive

She said, "I've got a diving fool"

And he's my deep sea diver

Yes, he can dive so far down

When my baby needs a diver

She always hunts her daddy down

And when it starts to rainin'

And all the lights are low

That woman calls me over

And she makes me dive some more

'Cause I'm her deep sea diver

Yes, I can dive so very well

She said, "Daddy, if you was the devil

I'd marry you and go to hell"

Now the other day I saw a diver

Tryin' to swim in my baby's pool

But she wouldn't let him dive

She said, "I've got a diving fool"

Said, "I'ma tell all you monkey women

To let my man alone

'Cause you can't give him nothin', baby

That I can't give him at home"

'Cause he's my deep sea diver

Yes, he can dive so far down

When my baby needs a diver

She always hunts her daddy down