Ready - Skit

Is Victoria ready?

Girl, I don't know, call her

Vic!

Vicky! (Victoria!)

Oh my god, you know I can't talk when I'm doing liquid eyeliner! (Girl!)

I'm almost ready, give me a chance

You said that five minutes ago!

I'm working on it, you talking about, "Am I ready," you ain't even got your shoes on

Girl, they is right at the door, all I gotta do is put 'em on, run out, what you gotta do?

And you changed clothes five times already, is you ready?

Well, I'm ready, let me call Uber

Please!

Yeah just call Uber, call Uber, it'll take like 15 minutes and I'll be ready by then

No, Uber's gonna take like 3 minutes

Not if you order a black truck, get the black truck

It's gonna take 3 minutes

Damn

The black truck?

Girl, we like it, they gon' like it, he gon' like it

Ok, you guys, do I look good, though? Like, tell me

Yes! Girl, you fine (work! Yes!)

Alright, let's go

Somebody better like it, all this