You Never Met a Motherf#ck&r Quite Like Me - 2018 Remaster

I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone

I met the President when I was half stoned

I've been so high, I've gotten confused

I've been beat down, broke and used, mother******

I drank with Hank, talked blues with Billy

Rocked with Run, sang with Shotgun Willy

Went from small time Philly to big time Bobby

From three day old chili to sake with wasabi

I'm home, hey, I'm home

You never met a mother****** quite like me

No, not like me, [incomprehensible] like me

Hey like me

No more being poured drink specials at Winners

Or being ignored by the think straight sinners

I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner

Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd

No beginners here, I'm a seasoned vet

Educated on jazz by my man Ahmet

Ertegun my friend, I've been to the world and back

But I'm a Michigan boy, can you feel that?

And I'm home

You never met a mother****** quite like me

Not like me, goddamn like me

Hey, hey, like me

Never thought I'd go as far in life as this

Never made par and I could give two ************ts

Never wanted to sell cars 'cause my dad was a ************

Never wanted a guitar 'til I heard a lick like this

And from the depths of Dixie to my northern spots

You know it's time to rock when old glory drops

I pimp through town with the top let back

Black hat, fine blond cold pabst in my lap

I'll adapt to any and all situations

That's why they call me the pimp of the nation

Hey ************, you best believe

I live in the woods not your world of greed

Might, a little ************, might, a little yea

I'm so proud to be livin' in the U.S.A.

You never met a mother****** quite like me

Hey, hey, like me

[Incomprehensible] like me

Hey, hey, hey like me

You ain't never met, and you ain't never gonna meet

You never met a, never met a, never, never, never

Never met a mother****** quite like me

You ain't never met a mother like me

Hey you ain't never, never, never, never, never met someone like me

(Hey, hey)

Never met like me

(Hey, hey, hey dude hey)

Never met a mother like me

(Come on, hey)

And you never, and you never gonna, never gonna meet

(Hey come on already)

You never met

Stop!

What?

Dude, there's more to life that just you