The Riddler

Intro:

Dead crosswords, puzzling your delf

(Get yourrrrrrrr headpiece strapped on tight)

See, that's what I'm talkin bout

When you take the Johnny Blaze (you're dealing with Johnny Blaze)

(The Johnny Blaze)

And you take that game and you plug that here into Bobby Steels

(Ohh yeahhhhh)

Nowwwww you are playing with power

(Yeahhhhh get that mouthpiece screwed on right dude)

(You're dealing with the Bobby Steels) with power

(The Bobby Steels) Now you are playing with power

Verse One:

I got your mind twisted

Unrealistic wavelength draining on your brain-strip inflicted

Crosswords puzzling your delf

Questioning your own mental health (yeah) it's like a maze within itself

(Yeah) Check the grimey, slimey, slimey

Crim-inim-inal indivi-dual I be

Searching for the Dark Knight

Lurking in the shadows of the city (the city) he roll with jiggy

My crime committee, robbing every Gotham piggy bank blinnnnnnnd

Take a journey through the mind of a Riddler

Chorus:

Tax free money not a problem (that's no problem)

A price to get the ice not a problem (that's no problem)

A body for a price not a problem (that's no problem)

Hmm -- The Riddler

Verse Two:

Once again it's the mind bender, three-time felony offender

Demented, brain cemented, mixed in the blender

I lose ya, mass-confusion, question mark clues in

What where why whose-in, quiz

Time to ask yourself who it is

Sheisty P.L.O. underhanded biz, invading brothers wigs

(Wigs) Can I live

Corrupt and bringing all the misery and suffering

Pain, you couldn't cure with a Bufferin

Rotating, ridiculous, rapid-fire riddle

Bat get trapped in the middle of The Riddler

Chorus:

Murder for the evil not a problem (not a problem)

To the gen there ain't no sequel not a problem (it's not a problem)

Big up to all my people not a problem (that's no problem)

Hah-hah, The Riddler

Verse Three:

Observe if you will

I'm in my hide-out in the back of the hill (yeah)

I crack a wall then I caught about a mil

Co-defendant Johnny Blaze and Bobby Steels

We was blazing hardware (hardware)

Turn the corner you can hear the wheels squeel *rehrrarrrr*

On that ass fast was the Batmobile (Batmobile)

I can tell by the demon on the grill, this was real

Alley-cat screaming *ahhh*, I hit a trash can

Garbage everywhere, money flying out the bags and

Trying to escape, code nine with the cape

Or else he'd be headed upstate, it's The Riddler

Chorus:

Talkin suicide, not a problem (that's no problem)

If you're speaking homicide not a problem (that's no problem)

You want to talk genocide not a problem (that's no problem)

It's The Riddler

Outro:

Word up, that's no problem

Stim-ulim-uli, stim-ulim-uli

Feel good don't it

And you know it

Got ta, hotter

You're playing... with... power