Beeswax

I wasn't seeking him for a father

Not only magnets but I could pry bar his shaft

Gluing my manhood to ze manhole

Like Peppy Lepew would say

Hey-hey-hey, then we clash!

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily

Shouldn't've asked buddy

Shrinking in flesh if the wind blows just right

Jacking themselves off polyester

Highwater jumpsuits and uh, right

Hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily

I don't know why

I got a joke too: silly string

Don't touch the balls

I got a dick, dick hear my fucking, hate!!!!

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily

If you're worried, it's gaining monthly

Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy

Smiling down Steve "El Rancho" Ovule

Feeding a cow hamburger raw

Bill has brought me a Tiki idol

Philly Slim reminds me of someone

I'm sick of playing Father Love Bone

Tony and Tennille, Sonny Bono, Charo

Had a nice set of lungs!

I got my philly spayed

I got a little tail

I got my diddily spayed

I got my diddily spayed

Hard

I gotta be around pussy

Don't let me fall

I got a, hey-hey

Well you can't live

We got my diddily spayed

I got diddily spayed

I got diddily spayed

I got diddily spayed

I got diddily spayed

I got diddily spayed

I got diddily