Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (feat. Cyndi Lauper)

You say either and I say either

You say neither and I say neither

Either, either, neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato and I like potahto

You like tomato and I like tomahto

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

So if you like pyjamas (I do) I like pyjahmas (I don't)

I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyjahmas

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off

(C'mon... I love you Willie)

You say laughter and I say larfter

You say after, but I say arfter

Laughter, larfter, after, arfter

Let's call the whole thing off

You say Havana, I say Havahnah

You he banahnahs, no go bananas

Havana, Havahnah, bananas, banahnahs

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing of then we must part

And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters

I'll order oysters get so the ersters

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off