Badges, Posters, Stickers, T-Shirts

Me and my mate we think you're great

Some we like and some we hate

I know him I've seen him on the adverts

Got any badges, posters, stickers or t-shirts

You were bloody great last time you come

I thought my head was stuck in the bass drum

Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts

So how'd you get a start in showbiz

My mate's as good on the drums as he is

My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked

Can you sign my jacket on the back

All them badges made of plastic

I think they're great, just fantastic

I'm unemployed, he's still at school

He gets annoyed because I'm such a fool

You don't half sweat a lot up there

Have you got showers in here?

You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts[Chorus]

Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DC

Hot and sweaty, loud and greasy

My mom says we're a pair of perverts

Come on mister

We hitchhiked here in pouring rain

Now we've missed the flaming train

Hey! can I have one of them lagers?

Thanks very much, mate

Can he have one?

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