Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment

He was sittin' in the witness stand

The judge's wife called up the district attorney

She said," Free that brown eyed man

If you want your job, you better free that brown eyed man"

Flyin' across the desert in a TWA

I saw a woman walk across the sand

She been a walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay

To meet a brown eyed handsome man

Her destination was the brown eyed handsome man

Way back in history, three thousand years

Back ever since the world began

There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear

For a brown eyed handsome man

It's a lot of trouble, with a brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind

Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mother told her darling, go out and find yourself

A brown eyed handsome man

Just like your daddy, he's a brown eyed handsome man

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass

She had the world in the palm of her hand

She lost both her arms in a wrestling match

To meet a brown eyed handsome man

She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Two, three, the count with nobody on

He hit a high fly into the stand

Round the third, he was headed for home

It was a brown eyed handsome man

That won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man