Me For You - You For Me

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Could You Use Me? Lyrics

[BOBBY, sung]

Have some pity on an Easterner

Show a little sympathy

No one could possibly be sterner

Than you have been with me

There's a job that I'm applying for

Let me put it to you thus:

It's a partnership I'm dying for

Mr. and Mrs. Us

[POLLY]

(laughs derisively)

[BOBBY, sung]

Before you file it on the shelf

Let me tell you of myself

Oh, I'm the chappie

To make you happy

I'll tie your shoesies

And chase your bluesies

Oh lady, would you

Oh tell me, could you use me?

[POLLY, sung]

No night life for you

The birds would borе you

The cows won't know you

A horse would throw you

You silly man, you

To ask me "Can you usе me?"[BOBBY, sung]

Do you realize what a good man

You're getting in me?

I'm no Elk or Mason or Woodman

Who gets home at three

[POLLY, sung]

Your ties are freakish

Your knees are weakish

Go back to flappers

And highball lappers

Though you can use me

I most certainly can't use you!