I’m Ready

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame

That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain

I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair

I know you feel like I ain't nowhere

Well, stop what you're doing, baby, come over here

I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

Because I'm ready, as ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

[Harmonica solo][Verse 3]

I been drinking gin like never before

I feel so good I want you to know

One more drink, I wish you would

It takes a whole lotta loving to make me feel good

Said I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me