Can’t Say I Ain’t Country

I wake up and get me

Gas station biscuit

Head to town, wash it down with some

Mountain dew

I end every day about the same way

Clock out and go fish just to crack a few

Chicken in a bread pan

Pickin' out gulls and cull with some ten pound tail

It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks

But Lord knows I couldn't care less

You can say I'm a redneck

You can say you don't like my truck

You can say I talk and I dress all funny

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say I drink to many longnecks

And my edges are a little to rough

You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday

But you, you can't say I ain't country

A pond water pool, a spinner on a spool

A Styrofoam full of tobacco spit

I got a small town crew, we make our own rules

I do what I do 'cause my daddy did

You can say im a redneck

You can say you don't like my truck

You can say I talk and I dress all funny

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say I drink to many longnecks

And my edges are a little to rough

You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say that the world's flat

You can say we never made it to the moon

You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys

But you, you can't say I ain't country, no

You can say I'm a redneck

You can say you don't like my truck

You can say that I talk and I dress a little funny

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say I drink to many longnecks

And my edges are a little to rough

You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say what I'm smokin' on is kinda funky

But you, you can't say I ain't

You can't say I ain't country, no you can't

Oh no, you can't say I ain't country

That's right