Batter Up - Album Version (Edited)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen

This is Mark, oh, who gives a fuck from '93 TV?

This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco, Bob say, hi

Hey hey guys, yeah yeah yeah

We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob

Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game

And now, please rise for the singin' of our national anthem

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen

Beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tah-ryin'

Just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the Big Leagues

My dirty, it's our turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics playa

It ain't nuttin' wrong with that, huh, batter up

I'm the first to swing

Home run with that give me what you got thing

Hot wings, fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, show me love

Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what

I put my mack down, she threw a curve ball

She owed Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone

She tip-top 'em, Optimo

First base, God livin' like a worst race

First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind

Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind

It's about time, second base wisdom rhyme

Hittin' strong, skipped third base and headed home

Third baseman just don't understand baby, what the bomb

What the fuck wrong with this world today

With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way

You wasn't fuckin' with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed

Now you stays on yo knees

'Cause we's be in the Big League

'Cause we's be in the Big Leauge

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen

Beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tah-ryin'

Just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the Big Leagues

My dirty, it's our turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics playa

It ain't nuttin' wrong with that, huh, batter up

Well you should see me now, I'm eatin' Wheaties now

I'm stealin' second and third and lookin' home gettin' greedy now

See me now, people call me Speedy now

Known for runnin' the quickest miles, hit and run in any town, any ground

Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it

And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, fuck it, lick it

Ain't no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang

If I think with my dick then put your mouth on my brains

I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got here

A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the cheers

From the crowd when I take the mile, let me show 'em how

Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get down

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen

Beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tah-ryin'

Just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the Big Leagues

My dirty, it's our turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics playa

It ain't nuttin' wrong with that, huh, batter up

Well, Bob this next young batter on deck

He's still in high school

(Yeah I heard that, it's a great day though)

A good high school out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri

(I think his name's umm, who knows

Mur-uhh, Murphey Lee or somethin')

I want my name not, not said but screamed

I went from fantasies to dreams from dreams to bigger things

I'm like Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three

You can tell 'cause my L angle 90 degrees

I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, platinum skills

Swear to tell the real, the whole real to make a mill'

I lie little but still, talk straight up like motto

I could tell you somethin' now, you think twice about it tomorrow

I promise, I gets deeper than file cabinets when rappin'

What what money, money, money, money what's hapenin'

I'm comin up like family members in basements and I stay bent

Make a Milli to play with, buy a building you can pay me

And the 'tic is who we came with

You know how we do

We do, we do, we do, we do, we do

I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen

Beans don't burn on the grill

It took a whole lot of tah-ryin'

Just to get up that hill

I said but now we're up in the Big Leagues

My dirty, it's our turn at bat

And just as long as we livin', it's Lunatics playa

It ain't nuttin' wrong with that, huh, batter up

Oh, my god, Bob, did you see the game?

Bob Bob, what are you doing lookin' at the sky? Bob

It's a great fuckin' day

Oh shit, Bob, are you on drugs?

No no

Bob, Bob, look at me Bob

No, I'm not, no no, shut up, stay on the topic

Oh my god

I do think it was a great game today

(You missed a great game, Bob)

That first guy, I, I, I really liked him

He was, 'knock it out the park' guy

Please us sqeeze us

The second guy, I like him too

He was moving around those bases Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up

Swing batter batter, swing batter batter, swing batter up