I'll Take You Back

When a freight train jumps off a track

And rolls down my road

And its summer time in Texas

And they're playing in the snow

When politicians everywhere stop telling lies

And only state the facts

Right then,that's when

I'll take you back

Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head

And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said

I lose my better judgement and I take up smoking crack

Right then,that's when

I'll take you back

Go on keep trying

Come on keep calling

You know I like it

When you come crawling

Its like music

To hear you balling

Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa

When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars

When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard

And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap

Right then,that's when

I'll take you back

Go on keep trying

Come on keep calling

You know I like it

You come crawling

Its like music

To hear you balling

Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa

The day that old morning sun rises in the west

And they pass a law in L.A.banning artificial breasts

When cars can run on water,gasoline and oil ain't worth jack

Right then,that's when

I'll take you back

Go on keep trying

Come on keep calling

You know I like it

You come crawling

Its like music

To hear you balling

Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa

Its like music

To hear you balling

Waa,waa,waa,waa,waa