Welcome To The Club

Well I was up late at night

Lookin' for a place to go

So I walked around

Peepin' through the doors of peep shows

Then a man saw me

He chased me down the street a half a block

Then some people scream

"Hey, yeah! Come join the club!

We're what you want, let's rock"

"Cause we've got something

That you can't do without

We know one thing

We're gonna do our best to turn you on"

Welcome to the club

Welcome to the club

Well the music was blastin'

The lights were flashin' through the night

I got to find me a table

And then I have to get myself right (

What can I get for you?

Yes, a pina colada please)

Lookin' for a woman

Who by chance might notice me

And then maybe when it's over

We can talk about where we'd like to beCause you've got something

That I can't do without

And I'll tell you one thing

I'm gonna do my best to turn you on

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