Guys And Dolls

When you see a guy

Reach for stars in the sky

You can bet that he's doin' it for some doll

When you spot a John

Waitin' out in the rain

Chances are he's insane

As only a John can be for a Jane

When you see a mouse hurry out of the house

And she runs 20 blocks for cigars and rye

Call it dumb, call it clever

Oh, but you can give odds forever

That the doll's only doin' it for some guy

When you see a dame

Change the shape of her frame

You can bet she's reducing it for some guy

When you find a doll

With her diamond in hock

Rest assured that the rock has gone to restock

Some gentleman Jock

When you meet a gent payin' all kinds of rent

For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal

Call it sad, call it funny

But it's better than even money

That the guy's only doin' it

He's only doin' it

The boob is doin' it for some doll