I Can't Wake Up

What I want you to do is count to ten

Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two

On one you will be asleep, one

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm dreaming about being a blunt

I'm running around and I just can't wake up, hah!

I'm dreaming about being a blunt, ho!

I'm walking around and I just can't wake up

I'm tryin' to wake up, I can't wake up

So I run and jump, someone yelled get that blunt

Get that blunt, now I'm thinking this is major

I've got a bunch of people chasing me with a razor

I don't like this dream as a blunt

But I can't get out of it and I can't seem to wake up

So I'm running and racing blunt smokers are chasing

This is insane, I'm caught by House Of Pain I'm picked up

They said they gonna put my head out

They slit my back and all the tobacco fell out

Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready

They poured the shumpang gently and rewet me

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

Check it out now, in the same attire here comes the fire

Now they lit it, now I'm burning by the minute but check it out

More heads came to chill

Everlast took a pull and passed me to Cypress Hill

Cypress Hill took a pull lungs are full, who's next?

I'm being passed to Das Efx

As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps

It's really smokey but I can still see Black Sheep

Woe! Black Sheep gets me, relights me

Room is proper, I'm passed off to Shabba

Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba

He said, "Me no follow no rumor", and passed me to Grand Puba

I wasn't burnin' right so Puba got mad at me

And said who rolled this and passed me to Kid Capri

Kid Capri said, "I won't front

Pass it to Redman, he knows how to roll a blunt"

Redman said no need to re-roll

And passed me to De La Soul

De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin'

Now they're buggin' 'cause they passed me to Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton said I'll smoke but I won't inhale

I'll only hit it twice, he got slapped by Greg Nice

Now I fell on the floor, Greg Nice picked me up

I'm a blunt being smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

Get me out of this, somebody wake me up

I'm still on fire and I'm still being smoked up

Half my body is gone, now they're coming to my head

Now my head is being pinched by Ted-D-Ted

A crazy nightmare I got to go

I got to wake up and I'm passed off to Yo-Yo

Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady, she didn't smoke

She passed me off to Showbiz and A.G.

A.G. said respect due see

He got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B

Smooth B. although he's talking to Ted-D

Took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy

Freddy said Yo! There's nothing left Pop

Looked at me in my face and passed me to Chubb Rock

Chubb Rock said "Yo Freddy chill

If you ever catch me smoking, just kick me in the grill"

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin' smoked and I can't wake up

I'm dreaming