Mon Amour

I think you are living in denial

Oh, can't you see she's pretty wild?

And every night I pray that you don't knock her up

'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child

They say, "L'amour est né à Paris"

So she's planned a little trip to France

While she's in anxious anticipation

I really hope you have a horrible vacation

And so you think of me when you arrive

Hope the French fleas eat you both alive

And your room smells

And the toilet doesn't flush

And the locals treat you mean

And the service takes too long

'Cause I'm fragile

And you broke my heart in two

But you just smile

Like it's all the same to you, to you

When you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

And read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

When you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

And read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

Where did you get the ability

To make fake promises to me?

You are exactly like a politician

Need everyone's approval just to see if you're doing right

And I hope you freeze under the Eiffel Tower

So you end up throwing in the towel

Hope you'll miss me

And someday you're gonna see

That I put my trust in you

But you turned your back to me

'Cause I'm fragile

And you broke my heart in two

But you just smile

Like it's all the same to you, to you

When you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

And read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

When you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

And read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

It's your destination

It's your destination

When you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

And read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

When you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

And read the big sign at the airport

Bienvenue from hell, mon amour

Mon amour, mon amour

Passengers with destination

Passengers with destination

Passengers with destination to hell

Please proceed to your gate

We are ready to board now